"look at all these weird puppies"
today was actually probably one of the worst days ive ever had
i need to rotate this and figure out if we have the same dress/top w/e it is
WHAT IS THAT THOUGH
And then she just tries to hide them, not knowing that the camera got the whole thing
omg her reaction is priceless
this never happened… what tictacs?
nooooo i see enough dick, i do not want your dick pictures, or dick videos, or dick GIFs, i just really do not want to look at penises on men. penises on women however are pretty nice to me so if you are a lady with a pretty penis, go for it!
Broiled avocado with egg, lemon salt, parmesan cheese , cayenne pepper, and olive oil. Torched for extra drama.
I tried a version with egg white only and it was not as fun as poking the runny yolk above.
hops on one foot awkwardly after smushing you into the hardwood floor because I felt you in my sock, pulls sock off and lets your tiny body fall to the floor as i understand what the fuck was just in my sock
hnnnnggg these sockssss
the ones I got yesterday were VERY MUCH higher quality than my previous pairs of other fuzzy socks.
I am in love with a pair of socks.